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Racer dix (cervixpaunch)
Race Number 563
Date Wed, 3 Feb 2016 01:54:26 +0000
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents juanto121 (3rd place) o2despo (4th place) yuroku (2nd place)

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What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Monty Python and The Holy Grail (movie) by Terry Jones (see stats)