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Pit Stop
Racer Matt Murdock (computer_scientist)
Race Number 272
Date Fri, 13 Sep 2024 9:59:08
Speed 87 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents ninjaaaa_ (5th place) quitlessfus (1st place) tomme2009 (2nd place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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