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Racer Shmu (damonstearns)
Race Number 235
Date Mon, 27 Nov 2017 07:55:33 +0000
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.0%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents ryanliu18 (4th place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
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  1. black
  2. employee
  3. be
  4. documents,
  5. you
  6. it.
  7. fault;
  8. it's