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Race Result Details |
Racer | dingo (dingoooo) |
Race Number | 9 |
Date | Sun, 16 Jun 2024 00:47:19 +0000 |
Speed |
94 WPM
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Accuracy | 97.4% |
Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
Opponents | taychee (4th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— Red Dwarf: Terrorform
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