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Racer dino (dinoyoshi)
Race Number 3032
Date Mon, 9 Sep 2013 14:57:13 +0000
Speed 119 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents chelseardm2 (2nd place) intaglio142 (3rd place) johnsusername (5th place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
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