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Racer Dave (dohio)
Race Number 3738
Date Sun, 31 Mar 2019 23:44:16 +0000
Speed 30 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.0%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents lucascasane (1st place)

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In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
It's All About the Pentiums (song) by "Weird Al" Yankovic (see stats)

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