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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Esteban (dworak) |
| Race Number | 1598 |
| Date | Tue, 10 Nov 2026 18:16:11 |
| Speed |
85 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.9% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | kingcupcake99 (4th place) saysikerightnow (3rd place) wakibeast211 (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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