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Race Result Details |
Racer | Victor (dysfunctional) |
Race Number | 411 |
Date | Fri, 8 May 2020 16:44:38 +0000 |
Speed |
81 WPM
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Accuracy | 96.9% |
Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
Opponents | ahdlbrg (1st place) jawnnyp (3rd place) thedetweiler (5th place) upatree (4th place) |
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
— Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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