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Race Result Details |
Racer | Ejaculation (ejaculation) |
Race Number | 836 |
Date | Tue, 29 Jan 2013 10:51:26 +0000 |
Speed | 75 WPM Try to beat? |
Accuracy | 93.2% |
Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
Opponents | prty4life8520 (4th place) sivaganesh (1st place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— I Am America (And So Can You)
(book)
by Stephen Colbert
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