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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Pizza Crew Captain (elder_emo)
Race Number 2
Date Sun, 1 Sep 2024 6:21:52
Speed 83 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents strezetch (3rd place) strongballs (2nd place) timtam420 (1st place)

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Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know this sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sound of you buying a whole can. And the same goes for this, okay? When you pierce the skin of a fruit, you've bought the whole fruit. Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana. You bite it, you bought it.
— (other) by Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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