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Racer . (elvanse)
Race Number 16
Date Tue, 20 Oct 2026 18:48:55
Speed 290 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)

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In the company I work for, they won't let you say anybody's 'bald.' You have to say 'men with a thinning problem.' 'Bald' is discriminatory language. I was joking around once and suggested 'gentlemen who are follically challenged,' and boy, did they get mad!
— (song) by Haruki Murakami (see stats)