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Racer RIP Byron (enriquecollin)
Race Number 808
Date Tue, 1 Sep 2015 02:26:58 +0000
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.0%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents 35603560 (4th place) lucean (3rd place) philthy (5th place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)