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Racer dudududu dudududu (er132er)
Race Number 22961
Date Sat, 30 May 2020 13:03:00 +0000
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents _programmer_ (3rd place) reyquexd (2nd place)

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There are three reasons, Mr. Brown, why I will not dance with you. The first, I fear, is that you've had a little too much to drink. The second is that this is not, as you seem to suppose, a waltz the orchestra is playing but the Peruvian national anthem, for which you should be standing to attention. And the third reason why we may not dance, Mr. Brown, is that I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.
Order, Order! The Rise and Fall of Political Drinking (book) by Ben Wright (see stats)

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