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Racer πŸ‰ Watermelon (ergosolo)
Race Number 9856
Date Mon, 30 Sep 2013 21:35:13 +0000
Speed 88 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.8%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents creave (2nd place) pentalon (3rd place) shawnobus (1st place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
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