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Racer Phlop (ezrahuntings)
Race Number 859
Date Wed, 11 Dec 2019 03:58:21 +0000
Speed 72 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.1%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents a87321dc00 (1st place) djpleb (2nd place) jasocanfly (3rd place)

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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!
Grand Theft Auto V (game) by Rockstar Games (see stats)

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