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Racer fif (fif_)
Race Number 412
Date Thu, 22 Oct 2020 20:59:40 +0000
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents hwd15508 (1st place) ivan_a_typefahster (5th place) m3r8 (2nd place) schttj (3rd place)

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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (movie) by John Hughes (see stats)

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