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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Sabrina (getrektttt) |
| Race Number | 3037 |
| Date | Fri, 25 Sep 2026 7:25:41 |
| Speed |
100 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.4% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | catblahfishblah (3rd place) gelatoplay (4th place) grimreaperrr_ (1st place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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