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Racer Kappa (gnomesalad)
Race Number 16
Date Mon, 23 Jan 2017 16:17:55 +0000
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)
Opponents tooniesandloonies (2nd place)

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Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to wait for an appeal. Often, the fate of a loved one or the free world itself is at stake if you do not get out, and so any experienced action hero knows that a dramatic rescue, a prison break, or a pardon will almost certainly be coming in time for Act III.
The Action Hero's Handbook: How to Catch a Great White Shark, Perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, Track a Fugitive, and Dozens of Other TV and Movie Skills (book) by David Borgenicht and Joe Borgenicht (see stats)