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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Gus (goosedeboi) |
| Race Number | 27 |
| Date | Wed, 1 Apr 2026 23:52:59 |
| Speed |
99 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.6% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 1) |
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There once was a tiger who fancied a pint. Not Carling, of course, that was too weak and too gassy. He wanted a pint that packs a punch, like Stella, or Kronenbourg. The tiger was thirsty and needed something to wash down the zookeeper he'd just eaten.
— (other)
by Richard Valentine
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