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Racer aaaaaa (hagemanto)
Race Number 1431
Date Tue, 1 Jun 2021 07:50:26 +0000
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.3%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents dc4114 (5th place) not_okay (1st place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
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  2. Sir
  3. Isaac
  4. dense
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  6. managers,
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  12. lost
  13. No
  14. employees
  15. something
  16. diskettes,
  17. documents,
  18. whatever
  19. got
  20. Best
  21. all,
  22. it's
  23. not