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Racer asian hoe (hemorrhoid_hoe)
Race Number 113
Date Fri, 12 May 2017 23:51:51 +0000
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
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