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Racer Dude (heromanwarrior)
Race Number 1414
Date Fri, 11 Jun 2021 21:10:36 +0000
Speed 156 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents deliberatedavid (3rd place) kf7hdw (4th place) no_quitting_allowed (5th place) suzufruit (2nd place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)