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Race Result Details |
Racer | Derek (hippochampus) |
Race Number | 661 |
Date | Tue, 4 Dec 2018 05:27:31 +0000 |
Speed | 103 WPM Try to beat? |
Accuracy | 97.6% |
Rank | 3rd place (out of 4) |
Opponents | atthetop (1st place) wordracer888 (2nd place) |
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— M*A*S*H
(other)
by Larry Gelbart
(see stats)
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