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Race Result Details |
Racer | Ken (i_eat_lights) |
Race Number | 3495 |
Date | Thu, 14 Nov 2019 02:50:18 +0000 |
Speed |
91 WPM
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Accuracy | 97.6% |
Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
Opponents | xxxtyper1337xxx (2nd place) |
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
— Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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