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Racer David (idddqd)
Race Number 104
Date Sun, 27 Jan 2019 02:15:43 +0000
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents assbiscuit (2nd place) monkeyface51254 (3rd place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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