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Racer Marcelo (idlebot)
Race Number 4995
Date Mon, 11 Jan 2016 20:31:13 +0000
Speed 76 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.5%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents arun808 (1st place) notmuchwit (5th place) sukablyat123 (4th place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)