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Racer Strong (im_strong_john)
Race Number 6294
Date Tue, 5 May 2026 1:57:04
Speed 118 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents dylan_k (3rd place) elijahmercado2531 (1st place) jsucool76 (4th place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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