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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Ivy (ivyb_02) |
| Race Number | 1383 |
| Date | Sun, 7 Jun 2026 15:01:12 |
| Speed |
82 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.4% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | toxic365 (1st place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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