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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Jeba Stewart (jebastewart) |
| Race Number | 8003 |
| Date | Fri, 23 Oct 2026 7:26:06 |
| Speed |
74 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | choc_chip_cookie (3rd place) thisisgentleman (4th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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