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Racer Matthew (jeffreyelze)
Race Number 378
Date Fri, 13 Jan 2017 17:46:44 +0000
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.3%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents hybr33d (3rd place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)