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Racer (keegant)
Race Number 304719
Date Sat, 8 Aug 2020 05:38:20 +0000
Speed 164 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)

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You are walking down a country road. It is a quiet afternoon. You look up and far, far down the road you see someone walking toward you. You are surprised to have noticed someone so far away. But you keep walking, expecting nothing more than a friendly nod as you pass. He gets closer. You see he has bright orange hair. He is closer - a white satin suit spotted with colored dots. Closer - a painted white face and red lips. You and he are fifty yards apart. You, and a full-fledged clown holding a bicycle horn are twenty yards apart. You approach on the lonely country road. You nod. He honks and passes.
Cruel Shoes (book) by Steve Martin (see stats)

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