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Race Result Details |
Racer | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) |
Race Number | 2240 |
Date | Tue, 5 Jul 2022 07:38:04 +0000 |
Speed |
94 WPM
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Accuracy | 97.3% |
Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
Opponents | nootch (1st place) |
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