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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer You so cute (loverz)
Race Number 6
Date Wed, 24 Jun 2026 9:56:04
Speed 184 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 100%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)