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- Customize your profile and racecar.
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Race Result Details |
Racer | Sean (manbeervark) |
Race Number | 904 |
Date | Mon, 6 Apr 2015 16:30:17 +0000 |
Speed |
34 WPM
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Accuracy | 90.1% |
Rank | 3rd place (out of 2) |
Opponents | steppe (1st place) |
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