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Race Number 743
Date Sun, 17 Dec 2023 03:39:48 +0000
Speed 124 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents altrocality (1st place) checksind (3rd place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
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