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Race Result Details |
| Racer | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) |
| Race Number | 9507 |
| Date | Mon, 6 Apr 2026 3:11:01 |
| Speed |
100 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.7% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | ethangorilla (4th place) heclord (3rd place) novelbear (1st place) vietoris (5th place) |
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Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know this sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sound of you buying a whole can. And the same goes for this, okay? When you pierce the skin of a fruit, you've bought the whole fruit. Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana. You bite it, you bought it.
— (other)
by Jerry Seinfeld
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