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Race Result Details |
| Racer | ninjabalance (ninjabalance) |
| Race Number | 109 |
| Date | Fri, 1 Feb 2019 10:00:15 +0000 |
| Speed |
75 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.2% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | bathybathy (1st place) orangejews (4th place) plinkiplonk (3rd place) |
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
— How I Escaped My Certain Fate
 (book)
by Stewart Lee
(see stats)
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