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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer WhyAre (novelbear)
Race Number 31786
Date Sat, 8 Mar 2025 5:57:20
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents mmmmmmmmwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (1st place) typer87 (2nd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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