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Racer oneguardsam (oneguardsam)
Race Number 104437
Date Sun, 27 Jan 2019 05:19:23 +0000
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents chasedbydeath (3rd place) gummygolem (4th place) mullokely (2nd place)

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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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