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Racer paraluman (paraluman)
Race Number 1859
Date Mon, 16 Sep 2019 06:52:50 +0000
Speed 73 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.4%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents silmeria_exe (2nd place) sloth_speed (5th place)

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Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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