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Race Result Details |
| Racer | i talk to the wind (pastashapes) |
| Race Number | 112311 |
| Date | Sun, 4 May 2025 17:40:39 |
| Speed |
150 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.3% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | glandock1 (5th place) landarian (1st place) razorlemon2 (2nd place) |
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
— (book)
by Scott Adams
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