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Race Result Details
Racer utemqezbal (personanongrattta)
Race Number 9258
Date Thu, 10 Apr 2025 15:30:40
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.9%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents littleriver (1st place) merebanana (2nd place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
— Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
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  6. bags,
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  12. aliens
  13. through
  14. telescopes,
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  17. assume