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Racer phlofy (phlofy)
Race Number 20222
Date Sat, 23 Feb 2019 16:07:01 +0000
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents chakkonmech (1st place) khronic (4th place)

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"Pearl Harbor" is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours, about how on Dec. 7, 1941, the Japanese staged a surprise attack on an American love triangle. Its centerpiece is 40 minutes of redundant special effects, surrounded by a love story of stunning banality. The film has been directed without grace, vision, or originality, and although you may walk out quoting lines of dialog, it will not be because you admire them.
Your Movie Sucks (book) by Roger Ebert (see stats)

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