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Pit Stop
Racer sashimi (sashimifx)
Race Number 485
Date Wed, 28 May 2025 13:35:40
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents altrocality (1st place) bluesmango (2nd place) jharata_king (4th place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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