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Racer Billy (sgtjordanb)
Race Number 56
Date Fri, 27 Dec 2013 17:45:57 +0000
Speed 48 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 84.6%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents irissroseoquinn (4th place) stacky (2nd place) ziziaziz (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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