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Racer Alex (shin1)
Race Number 1
Date Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:34:44 +0000
Speed 49 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 10)
Opponents bk13 (8th place) buswell3 (6th place) darwish625 (1st place) faridi (4th place) kkrupske30 (2nd place) pedersoli18 (7th place) surma26 (5th place) whelan1 (9th place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable.
I Am America (And So Can You) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)