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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Sam (sluke16) |
| Race Number | 1661 |
| Date | Wed, 23 Sep 2026 19:53:31 |
| Speed |
104 WPM
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| Accuracy | 99.4% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | fa10vo (4th place) nikkentyu (3rd place) ppbrain (2nd place) |
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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie)
by Noah Hawley
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