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Racer people above me are faggots (smurf42)
Race Number 2090
Date Thu, 11 May 2017 22:54:42 +0000
Speed 72 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents muffintheunicorn (2nd place)

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a) [MAN] A man ordered 2,000 drums of pink ping pong balls in Paris, France. Each drum contained 100 pink ping pong balls. He paid $120 (80 Euros!) per drum, which means he spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls. 1.b) {BALL} These pink ping pong balls measured 40mm (how many inches?) and were given a 1 star rating [1 star?]. [FRIEND] His friends all asked him, "why did you order so many pink ping pong balls, how can you afford to spend that much, and what are you going to do with them?" His answer: "I'll tell you tomorrow."
Sean Wrona's UTC Text - Part 1 (other) by valikor (see stats)