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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Socrates (socratesbatis) |
| Race Number | 262 |
| Date | Fri, 8 May 2020 09:17:22 +0000 |
| Speed |
66 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.7% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | _fishbait_ (1st place) mixth (2nd place) |
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— M*A*S*H
 (other)
by Larry Gelbart
(see stats)
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