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Racer Dvorak80 (spline)
Race Number 13323
Date Thu, 15 Dec 2016 00:43:39 +0000
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.0%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents nimsy (2nd place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
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